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Funny Quotes are very humorous. Humour is a way many individuals express themselves. Humour can be encouraging, sarcastic, or even senseless. However, one thing for sure regarding funny quotes, is that they make the reader burst into laughter. As the old saying goes, “Laughter is the best medicine.”

People might not be interested in what you want to say, but the way you present it can change their point of view. You have not been given this life to live in a boring manner. Live your life enthusiastically! Do what makes you happy, and spread laughter.

I have always chased fun. I changed my school and my major because it did not appeal to me. How can you expect someone to live their life without any joy at all? Despite everything, this decision of mine was proven to be a very fruitful decision for me.

People go on some of the most thrilling roller-coasters just for fun. We hang out with our friends just for fun. We watch comedy shows and movies to entertain us. So, today I thought why not encourage people in an entertaining manner with my 41 most humourous funny quotes.

Here are my 41 most wonderful funny quotes to cheer you up. I hope these quotes will help you overcome negativity and bring you some laughter!

41 Most Entertaining Funny Quotes For Replacing All Seriousness With Fun

  1. “To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.” –Ashleigh Brilliant
  2. “As a child, my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.” –Buddy Hackett
  3. “I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back.” –Jimmy Kimmel
  4. “Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.” –Miles Kington
  5. “If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.” –Earl Wilson
  6. “I asked my student to stand with his both legs up, he stood on his hands.” –Rahul Bansal
  7. “Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts.” –Lt. Frank Drebin
  8. “Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.” –Abraham Lincoln
  9. “Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.” –Alan Dundes
  10. “There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.” –Oscar Levant
  11. “Someone asked me if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring: ‘How to Build a Boat.’” –Steven Wright
  12. Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening,’ and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t. – Unknown
  13. “On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.” –Scott Adams
  14. “My mother always used to say: The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana.” –Rose
  15. “There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.” –Mindy Kaling
  16. “Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.” –Bill Murray
  17. “Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.” –Oscar Wilde
  18. Cal: “You are really pushing my buttons today.”
    Becky: “Which one is ‘mute’?” –Waitress
  19. “There’s nothing simpler than avoiding people you don’t like. Avoiding one’s friends, that’s the real test.” –Dowager Countess Violet Crawley
  20. “The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth.” –Jim Harrison
  21. “As you get older, three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.” –Sir Norman Wisdom
  22. “Never have more children than you have car windows.” –Erma Bombeck
  23. “A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.” –Groucho Marx
  24. “I’d like to have a kid, but I’m not sure I’m ready to spend 10 years of my life constantly asking someone where his shoes are.” –Damien Fahey
  25. “My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.” –Dave Barry
  26. “Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.” –Ellen DeGeneres
  27. “Cleaning up with children around is like shovelling during a blizzard.” –Margaret Culkin Banning
  28. “Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.” –Mark Twain
  29. “I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.” – Unknown
  30. “Inside me, there’s a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes.” –Bob Thaves
  31. “I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.” -Unknown
  32. “I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.” -Unknown
  33. “Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.” –Mark Twain
  34. “My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look.” –Halley Reed
  35. “People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” –A. A. Milne
  36. “If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else.” –Ann Landers
  37. “Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?… He’s a mile away and you’ve got his shoes!” –Billy Connolly
  38. “Ask me no questions, and I’ll tell you no lies.” –Oliver Goldsmith
  39. “Where there’s a will, there are five hundred relatives.” – Unknown
  40. “Before borrowing money from a friend it’s best to decide which you need most.” –Joe Moore
  41. “My friends broke eggs on my head thinking it would annoy me. They were thunderstruck next day when  I thanked them for giving me the best nourishing hair treatment for free.” –Rahul Bansal

Rahul Bansal
Rahul Bansal

Rahul is a freelance author, chemist, a teacher and has a lot of passion for spirituality, humanity & self-development. Being in the writing industry for many years, Rahul has a plethora of knowledge which he loves to share and discuss with his readers. He loves to write about self-improvement and share quotes he finds inspiring.

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